Just another high functioning sociopath

wordsbyac:

"You’re not like other girls"

Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.

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"A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it."
— Mallory Ortberg, "What counts?" (via dolorimeter)
2 days ago with 13,605 notes — via grundehrlich, © dolorimeter


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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moffiarty:

❝ But soon the other knights began
    to grow tired of his stories about
    how brave he was and how many
    dragons he’d slain, and some of
    them began to wonder…
 

                     Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?

2 days ago with 388 notes — via his-only-pressurepoint, © moffiarty


drhanniballecter:

Possibly the best thing is that Hannibal’s reaction was an actual jaw drop when Mason stabbed his chair.

2 days ago with 139 notes — via halloween-cannibals, © drhanniballecter


rambleonamazon:

secondstringheroine:

tonidorsay:

The difference between abuse & neglect and genuine love for a child that may be trans.

Always reblog Billie & Peta.

Always.

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potterswheeezy:

Harry Potter Film Concept Art by Adam Brockbank (x)

2 days ago with 31,864 notes — via manniac, © potterswheeezy


stfusexists:

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

Super relevant. 

3 days ago with 377,781 notes — via cclbaldwin, © morenamagia


Fight Club dir. David Fincher (15 October 1999 - USA)

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peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

3 days ago with 335,577 notes — via little-lion-girl, © nayx


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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

3 days ago with 139,460 notes — via i-lykepoetry, © sadtit


drinkwithmegrantaire:

mishmonkey:

notanearlyadopter:

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother Fabian died in the First Wizarding War; Molly has held onto his watch out of sentimentality since then). But Ron is the sixth son in his (canonically financially-struggling) family. He’s been forced into hand-me-downs his whole life. If he’d gotten the watch with a dent in the back, he wouldn’t have appreciated it; he’d only have seen the flaw. And if his mum bought Harry a new watch instead of getting Ron one, Ron would have resented that. A new watch was a worthwhile expense to get Ron a rare taste of the luxury and individual attention he has always craved.
Harry, though. Harry has money; Harry has new things. What Harry does not have is family. Harry is an orphan. Other than one photo album and the invisibility cloak, he doesn’t have anything that came with family history attached. What Molly does here is give him that; she makes him part of the family, symbolically, by giving him an emotionally significant if physically imperfect item. She gives him love in a tangible form.

drinkwithmegrantaire:

mishmonkey:

notanearlyadopter:

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother Fabian died in the First Wizarding War; Molly has held onto his watch out of sentimentality since then). But Ron is the sixth son in his (canonically financially-struggling) family. He’s been forced into hand-me-downs his whole life. If he’d gotten the watch with a dent in the back, he wouldn’t have appreciated it; he’d only have seen the flaw. And if his mum bought Harry a new watch instead of getting Ron one, Ron would have resented that. A new watch was a worthwhile expense to get Ron a rare taste of the luxury and individual attention he has always craved.

Harry, though. Harry has money; Harry has new things. What Harry does not have is family. Harry is an orphan. Other than one photo album and the invisibility cloak, he doesn’t have anything that came with family history attached. What Molly does here is give him that; she makes him part of the family, symbolically, by giving him an emotionally significant if physically imperfect item. She gives him love in a tangible form.

3 days ago with 110,873 notes — via little-lion-girl, © marilynhanson


doctorwhoatson:

Sherlock and John vs Benedict and Martin

3 days ago with 8,486 notes — via jonnyluvssherlock, © doctorwhoatson